Gimme the Candy!

To say that there are an abundance of children in my neighborhood would be an understatement. Our house sits on the corner of two cul-de-sacs which, in total, represent 32 children. Halloween is kind of a big deal. Nevertheless, I am guilty of two Halloween sins. First, I turn my lights off before the candy is really gone. Once the stash of candy has run down to the dregs, I flip the light off and retreat to my lazy boy (aptly named) where I work to avoid the stomach ache which will undoubtedly follow the consumption of that many Sour Patch Kids. Second, I lie to my children. My oldest son has a peanut allergy and we therefore must screen all of our children's loot to ensure that there are no peanut candies hiding in the mix. Over the years, my wife and I have taken increasing liberties with the screening process. My kids are now convinced that there are many candies that could potentially spell disaster for people with a peanut allergy. Such as: Gummy Savers, the aforementioned Sour Patch Kids, Smarties, Rolo's, Swedish Fish, Airheads, Nerds, Sweet Tarts, Now-n-Laters,  and anything with dark chocolate in it. These are a few of my favorite things. Following the onslaught of our neighbor's goodwill, the kids all come back home and dump their goodies onto the living room floor where I scour the contents of their respective pumpkins, removing all "risky" items. Safety is important on Halloween.

I thought this blog was about seniors?

Relax, I'll get there.
One of the parts of the natural aging process is the reduction in the body's ability to taste things. This is due to a number of factors such as a reduction of saliva production as well as a reduction in the actual number of taste buds. Frequently, you will see older people dumping unholy amounts of salt, pepper, vinegar, Tabasco, etc. onto everything they eat. They don't decide to begin bathing their food in hot sauce because they have suddenly gone cajun at the ripe old age of 65. They do this because it is the only way they can taste the foods. The reduction of a senior's ability to taste their food has a couple effects which merit words of caution. First, it is no fun for older adults to eat so they don't. The only thing worse than eating by yourself is eating a meal you physically can't enjoy by yourself. Proper nutrition is important at every stage of life but probably most of all for seniors, some of whom are managing chronic conditions. These conditions can be greatly exacerbated by poor nutrition. At Home Instead Senior Care, our caregivers pay special attention to the nutritional needs of seniors and work to make meals more enjoyable. They do this not only through companionship but also by working to make mealtime more of an event. Eating out of microwaveable cardboard container stinks even with good conversation. Setting a nice table goes a long way toward making meals more palatable even if it is only for the eyes.

Ok. But how does this have anything to do with Halloween and your crimes against children?

Hold on to your hats because I'm about to bring it all home.
Riddle: If you are unable to taste anything except for things that are exceptionally salty or sweet and suddenly find yourself with an abundance of Halloween candy, what will you probably eat?
Answer: All of the leftover Halloween candy.
The days following Halloween are great times to visit the senior in your life and check in on the nutrition front. Look to make sure that there isn't a ton of candy left over which could pose a significant health threat in the absence of other foods. Plan a trip to the grocery store to provide nutritious companions if not alternatives to the belly full of Snicker's Minis that will represent the first thing your senior has been able to taste in weeks.

If the senior in your life is unreceptive to this kind of assistance then I would encourage your children to be more insistent about that second or third treat in the basket. Arm them with kind words like: 'It's for your own good,' and 'Because we care.'

Have fun and be safe tonight, dear readers. Happy Halloween!