A local woman made headlines this week when she married for the fourth time at the age of 80. When a local news station interviewed her recently, they asked her a myriad of questions about life, marriage, happiness, and of course her new husband.
The interviewer asked her questions about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then... about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.
"Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and explained,
"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
- Thanks to HISC franchise owner Karin Lindblom for sending this to me.
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